January 25, 2007 06:43 AM PST
Abe breaks the Liz Cheney + Hillary Clinton connection wide open. Wide like the disconnected jaws of a snake eating an adult golden retriever.
UPDATE: Liz has flip-flopped and is no longer the Dick Cheney daughter which is a lesbian - Mary Cheney is the lesbian. Current hole-in-my-theory count: 1.
Liz hearts Hill.