Abe talks to Cheney about no-brainers, what's okay to torture, what torture is okay and how the tension of waiting to kiss attractive Obama full on the mouth is the most "exquisite torture."

PLUS: TALL's new clothing line - silly slogan T's guaranteed to get big laughs down at the plant. Offered completely at cost to renew Abe's vow to never... EVER profit from his efforts.







America to penalize Iraq for resenting invaders.

Cheney likes Hillary - likes likes Obama.

Stealing the middterm elections.

Cheney: Waterboarding no-brainer.

Judge Orders release of Abu Ghraib prisoner's children rape videos.

Only 5% of detainees terror-related.
Soldier's surfing censored.