The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln

Abe talks to, about and from Iran.




The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images

Nokia helps Iran spy

Internet Surveillance and Iran

How the Internet helps Iran silence activists.

Iran Uprising - Live Blog

5 reasons we must support Iran

Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room

Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy

Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane.




VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel.

Airforce one plays chicken in NYC

Airforce flyover scare

Swine Flu Q&A

Links forthcoming..

Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3.




Obama sides with RIAA

Obama called you a pot-head.

776 of 800 Gitmo prisoners are innocent.

Obama says he'll end DEA raids on medical marijuana, permits them to continue.

Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama.




Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security"

90% Solution to AIG

Die Diebold Die

Aussie Gove censors Wikileaks

Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama.




U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

Drug Czar to push treatment.

The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them

Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California.

Drug-Legalizing Cop Wins Back His Free Speech Rights

Derek Copp is name of Grand Valley student shot, injured by police during marijuana raid

Iowa Senator Seeks To Legalize Medical Marijuana

Medical Marijuana Passes House Civil Justice Committee Without Dissent

Illinois Medical Marijuana Bill Passes House Committee

Poll: Connecticut should legalize small amounts of marijuana

Penn Jillette Says: Legalize Marijuana

Stop Bill C-15: Say No To Mandatory Jail Terms For Marijuana

BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks.




Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks

Obama's secret Russia letter.

You be da man.

Steele apologizes to Rush

Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California.

Exquisite Daily Show pounding of CNBC: financial fools

Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week.




Is Gitmo worse under Obama?

Obama increases military budget.

What Obama said to congress.

US yields marijuana jurisdiction to the states.

Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims.




Putting marijuana in perspective.

Our role models and their bongs.

Obama Backs Off a Reversal on Secrets

Updated on "sunlight before signing."

Vatican accepts Darwinism

Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture.




When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream.

Pot charges against George Obama dropped.

Obama is tired of your mother fucking shit.

72% want Obama to keep campaign promise to end DEA raids on pot growers.

Obama caps bailout executive's salary.

Obama's Prisoner Dilemma: Reject Torture, Defend Torturers

Source of NYC Syrup Smell Found

Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana.




Clueless hack for transportation czar.

Monsanto shill for agriculture czar.

What the next surgeon general doesn't know about marijuana

Legalizing marijuana the number one issue for Americans

And, sadly, Obama defends telecom spying immunity.

Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.

Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.

Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)

Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle."

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Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner.

Al-Jazeera Exposes SHOCKING Racism At Sarah Palin Rally in Ohio

Now AIG executives spend $86,000 on hunting trip.

McCain's "Deer in the headlights / Lt. Cmdr Data" moment.

Tips for new paupers.

Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est!




John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone.

Video of John McCain addressing America as "My Fellow Prisoners."

Reminding you that our electronic voting machines are STILL broken and will be fixed only once the election is.

John McCain's Racist Remarks

The Great Glen Greenwald reassures that active duty military for declaring martial law not anything to worry about.

President Bush listens to your phone sex.

Incredibly dark comic - "The Last American Job."

In 2007 Bush claimed power to cancel elections in times of economic crisis.

Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond.




Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists.

McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval

Is the Bush administration making the bailout another Overton window?

Bailout bill now includes undercover IRS agents.

US House threatened with Martial Law if Bailout not passed.

How to stop a facist shift.

Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism."




The House limits constituent emails.

McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval

Homer tries to vote for Obama.

Bloomberg wants forbidden 3rd term.

The League of Extraordinary Women Voters

Watch the full Biden/Palin debates online.

Army CCMRF to "help" with "civil unrest."

Harry Shearer's magnificent podcast "Le Show."

Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse?




Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted.

Iran's talk of destroying Israel must not get lost in translation.

The "wipe Israel off the map" hoax - another advertisement for war.

Palin: Foreign Affairs is good versus evil.

McCain: A tie? Means I win.

ProMcCain and the 28 million Terror scaremongering DVDs.

Bailout 90% suck.

Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque.

5 reasons to vote against Paulson's $700 billion bailout.

Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque.

Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law.




Googling "Posse Comitatus"

Amy Goodman announces martial law Oct 1?

ArmyTimes.com confirms troop movement onto US soil.

McCain still campaigning despite debate dodge.

Palin takes gifts.

Sarah Silverman's uproarious Obama commercial - The Great Schlep

Couric obliterates Palin. Must see video.

Rushkoff's exceptional "Print Your Own Money."

Subprime Mortgage Primer IN COMIC FORM!

Ron Paul Questions Chairman Bernanke on Bailout Plan

Kucinich's Bailout Plan

Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote.




Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse.

But whatever for, Palin?

And anyway - isn't that pretty insecure?

Bill O'Reilly thinks first amendment is to blame.

O'Reilly bloviates: Don't we have privacy anymore?! The Government should DO something!

Meanwhile Pirate Party raided for leaking documents about government spying...

Lessig on i9/11 and iPatriot Act.

Pentagon simulates World of Warcraft terrorism plot.

Lieberman incites same. YouTube and Terrorists.

Leaked interrogation video Lieberman wished to prevent: You have 3 minutes to live.

EFF to sue Bush, Cheney if not AT&T

Donate to EFF

MIT Free Classes - "How to Stage a Revolution."

Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make...




Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL.

Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest...




Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers?

My Pet Goatse

Karl Rove's contempt of everything.

EFF & ACLU sue over warrentless wiretapping immunity.

Obama's support for warrentless wiretapping.

Kucinich continues to push for impeachment.

George W. Bush (technically) a felon. Also - in the other ways.

Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible?




Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly.

Betrayed by Obama

7 in 100 laptops seized by US Govt.

How to protect your data better than you protected your fourth amendment rights. SNAP!

Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush...
Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill of Rights.




House gives immunity to telecoms, OKs unconstitutional spying.

Help MoveOn.org make Obama keep his promise to filibuster...

Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers.

Fox News: Pick Obama if you want Bush to bomb Iran.

Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet.




Stop the spying.

And put congress on notice! It's a call not a petition but I did it and so can you!

Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers.

WOW - it really *was* about the oil. - At least for the oil barons.

U.S. hid torture detainees from Red Cross. Not MY U.S. Not YOUR U.S., THEIR U.S.

NYT aids AP in suing bloggers...

Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet.




McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right.

Petition: Wiretapping - Impeachment not Immunity

Threats to the Nets - big three metering Internet Traffic

What YOU can do about metered Internet traffic

Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain...




Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal.

Can Pelosi take impeachment 'off the table?'

McCain: 'Bringing troops home not too important.'

McCain can't Google.

John McCain and the no good, very bad swears.

Supreme Court says Gitmo detainees 'people too.'

Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank.




Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama

McCain believes warrantless wiretapping is constitutional.

If Obama wins - Bush will attack Iran in November. If McCain wins, Bush will also attack Iran in November but doesn't have to "finish the job."

Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter.




DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow

BUY a physical copy of "Little Brother" a smart, provocative young adult novel for freedom loving individuals by Cory Doctorow

DONATE a copy of "Little Brother" (a police-state-smashing yarn by Cory Doctorow) to a friendly school librarian.

Video of Pentagon testing "pain gun" on mock American peace protesters carrying signs saying "Peace not War," "World Peace," and "Vote Ron Paul."

Video of peaceful protesters stopping police provocateurs from starting a riot at the Stop the SPP protests in Montebello Quebec.

Obama ends lobbyist contributions to the Democratic party!

McCain squirts hot bottled water on babies.

John McCain doesn't release information on his investments - er, dis-investments...

Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism.




Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.)

FireDogLake video of Clinton Supporter heard in the show.

Eating a reuben amongst Clinton supporters.

Clinton says no nominee on Tuesday.

The math behind Clinton's 'popular vote.'

US holds detainees at sea on "Terror Ships."

McCain and the "Gooks."

Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder...




Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed.

Halliburton charged with selling nuclear secrets to Iran.

George Bush outed Valerie Plame.

Obama: Gimme 100 days in office and I'll give you back your constitution.

Rupert Murdoch says Obama will win.

We could have colonized Mars with the money we spent on Iraq.

AssassainGate.

Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen....




The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law.

Daily Kos: Are YOU one of the 8 million targeted for roundup?

Think Progress: 8 Million "potential suspects."

Learn about the empty Halliburton concentration camps in America San Francisco Chronicle: Concentration camps in the US

Google Maps - find YOUR closest FEMA detention center.

Next ANONYMOUS Scientology protest June 14th

Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers.




Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

House Republicans collapse on Iraq... kinda.

McCain's YouTube problem. A must see...

Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers.




Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

Bush compares Obama to Nazi appeasers.

Bush kinda gives up golf out of kinda sympathy for the war dead.

Bush blocks testing for Mad Cow disease.

Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture...




Now the RIAA can take your stuff.

A young Bill O'Reily acts like a baby Bill O'Reily.

More than 25% of US House and Senate have war profit investments.

Subliminal McCain in Fox 5 News logo.

Comedy: Hillary practices hand gestures.

SNL Hillary Clinton Spoof 5-10-08: gone from YouTube but still Googleable.

Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice.




Obama/Clinton '08

Limbaugh "endorses" Obama.

Clinton writes letter to Obama to re-re-recontest Michegan, Florida...

Hillary is done say media overlords.

Obama and paying back Clinton's campaign debt.

House passes bill that lets RIAA take your house.

Myanmar with 100,000 dead refuses US aid.

Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw...




Feds can take your data at the border.

EFF: Feds can't take my data at the border!

How to protect your data at the border.

Crypto those kleptos - how to encrypt your data!

US air strike on Baghdad hospital

Tell Me Again Why "Conspiracy Theory" is a Dirty Label

Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it!




Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable.

War protest halts west coast shipping.

DC Madam commits apparent suicide in crocodile attack.

UN official calls for investigation of Neocon role in 9/11

Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Tenet, Rice, and Yoo Have All Committed War Crimes Punishable by Life in Prison, Death Or Impeachment

Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake.




All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program.

Hillary says she would "totally obliterate Iran."

Barack Obama appears on Fox News Sunday. Wastes time. Weakens strength of "his word."

McCain a monumental dipshit.

Helen Thomas confronts White House on torture - White House denies and lies..

Let's send Helen Thomas some flowers.

Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media."




NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news.

NYT conspicuously silent on Bush admission of torture go-ahead.

NYT knew about warrentless wiretapping before 2004 election.

Bush and torture - Vanity Fair pwns NYT.

Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem.




Obama would 'review' Bush crimes...

Obama thinks impeachment should be reserved for serious crimes.

ABC D-ebate gets an 'F'

Debate straight from the mouth of Fox's Sean Hannity.

Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it...




Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots...

National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee

War tax resistor's letters to the IRS...

Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions.




TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what?

ABC: Cheney knew about about TORTURE - but but Bush didn't.

Obama: I'd hire Gore.

China: Buddhism is the darkest slavery in human history. Oh - and we're always going to be oppressive and murderous communists no matter teh popular vote.

Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles.




John Yoo's war crimes...

Bush claims legal right to torture children.

Torture Memo: Constitution doesn't apply...

Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey.




The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for.

Clinton tax returns?

Mukasey's tearful lies...

Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.
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Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey.




The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for.

Clinton tax returns?

Mukasey's tearful lies...

Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.
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Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre...




Cheney: They Volunteered

Cheney: So?

Chart showing relative national debt by administration. You'll like this...

I thought I was running from bullet fire when actually I was meeting a little Bosnian girl because I was sleep deprived.
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Abe drinks deeply of the pleasures of moral turpitude and joins the firing squad sniping Hillary's "Sniper Fire."




Hillary's campaign-ending lie.

British author barred entrance from us for 'moral turpitude.'

I'm in UR quagmire, stealing UR justifications 4 war.

CIA issued visas to 9/11 hijackers.

Rachel Kramer Bussel hosts the NYC 'In The Flesh' erotic reading series mentioned in today's podcast. Spanking. Domination. Dandy. A big shout out to Rachel's likely google alert for all of these keywords.

Abe talks about Bush and Cheney's dog & pony - Obama's speech and McCains gaffe....




Can we boycott just the glow-bracelet concessions at the Beijing Olympics?

Blackwater's Global Ambitions

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

Time magazine invents facts to claim that Americans support Bush's domestic spying abuses.

DRM trumps "USA."

McCain doesn't know who Bush is fighting in Iraq

'War critics can no longer credibly claim we're losing in Iraq...'

Cheney salutes the troops with his fist

Seattle bans sale of bottled water.

Peace Sign turns 50

McCain loves Lieberman. Lieberman thinks VP still might be do-able.

Obama's speech on race.

Abe recaps the week in Bush...




Why Bush should stand trial for capital crimes.

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

Bush 'envies' the soldiers.

Abe tells Spitzer "bros before ho's" and asks Fallon if he can have his senior moments in the belly of a tank.




Cheney excuse to attack Iran leaked...

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

What do Iraq, Venezuela & Iran have in common?

Ten reasons to impeach Bush & Cheney...

One Fallon that doesn't dissapoint.

Abe brings you up to speed on the presidential dope and announces a sympathy strike with the ILWU who's shutting down the West Coast unless we bring our troops home...




Workers Strikes Against the War! ILWU to Shut Down West Coast Ports May 1 Demanding End to War in Iraq, Afghanistan

Obama wins Wyoming

Obama wins Texas? OBAMA WINS TEXAS!

Clinton endorses McCain

Rove endorses Clinton

Voting machines tested in secret.

Bush insists on Waterboarding.

Wyoming doesn't matter?

Abe dishes the dirt with his first-ever HOLLYWOOD EDITION - Natalie Portman, Marion Cotilliard and THE WIRE...




'If asked to serve on a jury deliberating a violation of state or federal drug laws, we will vote to acquit, regardless of the evidence presented.'

Terror watch list surpasses 900,000 names.

Obama memo on Hillary tax returns...

Natalie Portman on Hillary Clinton

Larry David on Hillary Clinton

Marion Cotilliard on 9/11 and the moon landing.

I can't get her back on the moon landing, but here's the dope on 9/11 re: tower 7.

A sleepy Abe makes this short and sweet: Rush and Hillary.




Rush loves Hillary...

Airforce Blocks Blogs

Hillary getting 'warmed up...'

McCain and the case of the missing blonde

Bush lies and Blair lies too.

Abe comes to you with an uncanny vision of the far-flung future: FRIDAY. Let Abe be your guide to the world of tomorrow.




Comcasts dirty trick to kill Net Neutrality

John McCain - 'the war will be over soon...also - it will last for 10,000 years....'

Ten recognizable signs of fascism as told by foxy genius: Noami Wolf.

Diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early

Howard Zinn: stop paying attention to the election, you fools, look over here!

Obama whalloping Hillary in every fake poll!

Great list of credible people who question the official story of 9/11

Abe tells you the five rules for dating his teenage daughter...




John McCain - friend to nature

John McCain - starts - and maintains - forest fires....

Whitehouse says wiretaps are BACK!

McCain breaks McCain's law...

Abe talks presidential election, 21 year old super delegates, McCain scandal, Wikileaks, Lessig's congress run and Kucinich's 9/11 investigation...




"88.80.13.160" is the new "Wikileaks."

Superdelegate Encyclopedia Brown.

Wikileaks censorship backstory...

Bush's approval rating now 19%

While Obama's approval rating stomps Hillary 14 points...

Kucinich investigates 9/11

Secret service tells Obama crowd control not to search for concealed weapons...

Lawrence Lessig is going to Internet-up the Congress...

Abe talks election malfeasance and FISA expirations...




Obama got zero votes in black districts?

Torture is on the table, so why isn't impeachment?

Missing New Mexico Ballot boxes found in Clinton supporter's homes...

Superdelegates Payola from both Obama and Clinton.

Telecom spying and the Narus 6400.

FISA bill expires...

Whitehouse: Don't cave to "left wing bloggers"

Abe talks about what's going on (Election and Halliburton concentration camps) , speculates on how to alleviate the problem and mentions something to be glad about. Open up for your spoonfull of sugar...




1) Stop the Gov from spying on Americans...

BACKSTORY: A Tale of Two Constituencies

BACKSTORY: Amnesty Day for Bush and lawbreaking telecoms

BACKSTORY: Democratic Lawmaker Pushing Immunity Is Newly Flush With Telco Cash

ACTION: Support the House in the Last Stand Against Telecom Immunity!

ACTION: Tell House Members to Stand Firm Behind the RESTORE Act!

2) Learn about the empty Halliburton concentration camps in America San Francisco Chronicle: Concentration camps in the US

Google Maps - find YOUR closest FEMA detention center.

Bush to veto Senate ban on waterboarding.

3) Miscellany and Hufflepuff Rove strikes out against McCain (who hurt his feelings)

POW John McCain Votes In Favor Of Torture

McCain Stumbles on H.I.V. Prevention.

New Mexico Clinton Endorser "Borrowed" Ballot Boxes Full o' Votes.

Cuba demands US gives back Guantanamo Bay.

Obama's second Grammy.

87-Year Old NH State Rep Will Not Eat, Willing to Die for Impeachment

New Bill To Allow Police Misconduct Be Hidden From Public

Abe blows out his cake a day early and makes a couple of birthday wishes.




BIRTHDAY WISH #1: Contact your superdelegates on Obama's behalf. Via easy online petition...

OR via slightly more difficult and massively more effective call or letter...

BIRTHDAY WISH #2: Stop warrantless wiretapping of Americans Most effective: Call your reps - it must be done now, as early this week as possible.

Easy ACLU web petition to the House.

Easy ACLU web petition to the Senate.

Obama's weekend sweep.

Obama's second Grammy.

Hillary's hilarious staged "Mission Accomplished" style event.

Abe talks poll results - compares the cantidates, FISA, and Clinton's telecom money, Romney and Romulans, Lieberman and Superman.




Where does Clinton get her cash?

Spying on Americans -Clinton says YES and Obama says NO.

Bush shuts down election oversite.

Obama's delegate lead.

Dipswitch Lieberman loses Superdelegate power.

Abe needs YOU: to vote.
In blue ribbon episode #135 Abe talks about the candidates, their endorsements, their agendas and detractors. Quoting Ann Coulter in-show makes the podcast explicit (which doesn't go to waste) with plenty of Superman, Star Trek, Golden Compass and CIA gulfstream jet Cocaine references to round out the discourse...




Six tons of CIA cocaine.

Ann Coulter will campaign for Hillary.

Super Tuesday - teh day we mourn the death of Superman.

Ron Paul

Barack Obama

Abe greets the new year, lights up a cigar with Cheney and talks New Hampshire hi-jinx with Hillary...




The Chain of Custody your ballots merit...
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Abe looks down his nose at the New York Times, averts his gaze from the CIA, looks dubiously at the Bush White House and askance at Ron Paul. What a looker!




Children raped at Abu Ghraib - Pentagon has videos... STILL

Bush Spying on us before 9/11'

Abolish the CIA

Take action today: telecom spying immunity.

Abe jokes with Bush, and commiserates with Nader and Olver about canceling the 2008 election and replacing the "classic" voting booth with the "new" design: Blackwater soldiers of fortune. Also: Colbert for president.

Abe dedicates this podcast to Quebec's riot police - enforcers of a system damaging to the common good. Don't do your job, boys - do only what is right.

Abe plays peekaboo with baby-faced Rove, informs you of Bush's plans for a third term, pans politico propoganda and canes the crème de la crème citizen confinement.




Cheney calls for Bush to become "President for Life" through puppet organization.

Cheney: 'Empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans.'

Karl Rove 'leaves' White House.

Snopes: Democrat politicians also Neocons.

Bush has borrowed more than all previous 42 Presidents combined.

Bush spends 1.6 Billion on fake news.

Feds Train Clergy To "Quell Dissent" During Martial Law.

"...Airline personnel will tell TSA employees over the phone what the [traveler] looks like to help the government decide.

"It will take another attack on the homeland to quell the chattering of chipmunks and to restore America's righteous rage."

Homeland Security's "Hostile Intent" detector can identify individuals likely to pose risks in the indefinite future.

Abe's only (kinda) actually explicit episode thanks to Dick and cocks, Bush and bush. Also - AT&T censoring Pearl Jam then and then stealing your unspoken thoughts to overthrow the rightful constitutional democracy using dictatorial corporate puppets! Big laughs for all!




Young Republicans suck cock.

Old Republicans also suck cock.

AT&T: Pearl Jam covering a Bush.

BlogThroat on AT&T harvesting your "meta-language."

Let's review how AT&T data mines your life...

Government Propoganda Madisen avenue style.

Perhaps this would be a good time to review the rules against overthrowing a U.S. government - even if it ain't an "elected," "constitutional" government.

Abe tells you what to do when you hear about Gonzalez, BlogThroat, Bush's shoving congress to approve his illegal spying.... UNLESS THEY'RE CHICKEN and the illusion of Democrat dissent. The recommendation may surprise....




Blogsphere's Deepthroat emerges.

All About NSA's and AT&T's Big Brother Machine: the Narus 6400

Bush ain't spying on Al. Qewaueaeda. Who else is there to spy on?

Bush pretends to strong-arm pretend-Congress for pretend security. God bless pretend.

Oh right! 2004! Yeah - so that was a stolen election too....

Abe spends a week traveling and gets to spend some quality time with an old girlfriend named TV news. The intervening years have not been kind....

Abe talks about, and to, Dick Cheney, about, and on, the iPhone and goes on, and on, about the problem with supporting AT&T.

...AKA the "iPhone episode"




Gizmodo: The AT&T/iPhone Moral Quandary

All About NSA's and AT&T's Big Brother Machine: the Narus 6400

AT&T IS the Anti-Net Neutrality movement.

AT&T let the government spy on your phone calls, emails, IMs, SMS and web surfing secretly and illegally.

...and AT&T wants to spy on you more for the NSA, RIAA & MPAA.

...and "If you don't want to get spied on and want to switch ISPs, guess what? Depending on where you live, you might not have any other options. And if AT&T snoops on all data passing through its network, most US Internet users will be affected, not just AT&T customers. It runs a significant amount of the backbone infrastructure of the Internet, leaving little traffic outside its grasp. "
While Cheney could have stopped 9/11

...instead of merely paying the NSF to say the inconsistent and unsupportable official story is true.

Abe and Mary conclude their discussion and Abe sputters out a sheepish admission....

Abe and Mary Todd have a free-form discussing what's going on in America today and how we should react to a government who has failed us. Part 1.

Abe apologizes in advance for some irritating audio clipping near the end of this episode - and wishes to spend time talking about the way, in which, 9/11 could be considered a totally trivial event. AND.... Next week Mary Todd is back to help ring in #125!




BLEEPEDEEP 9/11?

ON THAT SUBJECT....

JFK Airport Plot Has All The Hallmarks Of Staged Terror

Do you know this woman?

ON NEOCONS AS NEONAZI'S....

Abu Ghraib Torturer Learned Nazi Torture Techniques from Holocaust Memoir

U.S. Operatives Killed Detainees During Interrogations in Afghanistan and Iraq

ON THE CRIME OF ASKING QUESTIONS....

NYPD will arrest you for asking questions.

Giuliani arrests reporter, with press pass, at press conference - for asking questions.

ON THE ILLUSION OF OPEN DISCOURSE....

Bush Surgeon General Nominee: Gay Sex Is Hazardous To Health

Connie Rice: Top 10 Secrets They Don't Want You to Know About the Debates

Corporate Media Has Decided The 2008 Election For Us

Don't listen to what the rich world's leaders say - look at what they do

ON CRIMINALIZING OUR INTERNET...

'Dangers of the Internet' Resolution Passed By Senate

Abe: and easy as one, two, three - we arrived at episode #123. Bush declares himself dictator, Sheehan throws up her hands and Abe makes literal his Harry Shearer influences....




Boy-King of US to be made King of US.

Bush declares "is anybody watching what I do?"

Less Than 0.01% Of Homeland Security Cases Are Terrorism Related

Cindy Sheehan says goodbye.

AND.... If you liked this podcast, why not consider the Harry Shearer Le Show podcast? Try it!

Abe croons goodnight sweet prick to Falwell and explains to "The Gonz" why Attempted piracy is not a crime.




Ding Dong the dick is dead. He'll fall well past purgatory...

Gonzales proposes new crime: 'Attempted' copyright infringement

Abe urges you to attend a rally and rally around Pelosi for impeachment...




Attend a veto rally TODAY (5/2/07) and make some noise.

Call Nancy Pelosi's office right now. House Speaker Pelosi's office is taking calls voting for Impeachment of Bush/Cheney at 202-225-0100. Let's deluge the Speaker's office with demands for Impeachment of Bush AND Cheney. Congressman Kucinich ( [link to kucinich.us)] has recently introduced legislation to impeach Dick Cheney

For toll free numbers to Congress: (800) 828-0498, (800) 459 - 1887, (800) 614 - 2803, (866) 340 - 9281, (866) 338 - 1015, (877) 851 - 6437

AND

Call your member of Congress TODAY to say "STAND UP TO BUSH'S VETO: Don't extend the war, end the war!" Call the Congressional Switchboard TODAY at (202) 224-3121. Ask for the office of your Representative or Senators. If your member of Congress is not available, ask to talk to the foreign policy advisor. If you can't speak to anyone on the phone, leave a voicemail.

Abe has a lovely bunch of Kuchinichs and sugared McCain.




Kuchinich Cheney Impeachment.

McCain thinks nuking human beings is funny.

Abe sheepishly admits that he misses you. He'd like to resume podcasting now if you'll take him back.




Democrat Presidential Cantidate scorecard

Who killed the Iran provision?

Allen Boyd. Florida Democrat Allen Boyd killed the Iran provision. His office number: (202) 225-5235

Blue Dog Democrats "Lieberman" their own constituents.

National war tax resistance coordinating committee.

'No blank check for killing' tax day events.

Abe makes a birthday wish.



US doesn't sign ban on evil.

American Prison Camps on the way.

How the camps might be put to use.

Abe breaks the Liz Cheney + Hillary Clinton connection wide open. Wide like the disconnected jaws of a snake eating an adult golden retriever. UPDATE: Liz has flip-flopped and is no longer the Dick Cheney daughter which is a lesbian - Mary Cheney is the lesbian. Current hole-in-my-theory count: 1.



Liz hearts Hill.

Abe breaks the Liz Cheney + Hillary Clinton connection wide open. Wide like the disconnected jaws of a snake eating an adult golden retriever.



Liz hearts Hill.

Abe states the Union in no uncertain terms.



Praise for Caesar Salad.

NEW FORMAT! Abe tells of future repercussions to Bush sending troops without funding.



We've got enough money for airfare.

THE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION SHOW! Abe takes a wincing look back at 2007, helps America step up onto the scale intended for big rigs and helps ol' fatty make some resolutions for 2007.



Bush #1 villain of 2006 poll

US bars lab from testing electronic voting machines.

Abe swallows impeachment, leaded gas, fake terror and a tall cool glass of Prozac.



Impeachment off the table? Pelosi off the rocker.

Dismantle the CIA? Does he have a brother?

Bush leading the planet.

Prozac in the water.

Liquid bomber completely innocent - this is why you have to do the trials in secret.

Abe talks Bolton resignation, moon base, water on mars, gap between rich and poor, prison industry and why psychopaths insist on wearing the same red dress to white house galas.




Richest 2 Percent hold most of world's wealth.

1 in 32 Americans in Jail.

Psychopath's Brains different.

Psychopaths in suits.

Spotting psychopaths at work.

David Lynch doubts 9/11 official story.

Bush privacy board a gag.

Abe talks tech turkey, TURKEY!




Fox says linking is illegal.

O'Reily:iPods are endangering America.

RIAA wants Internet Shut down. Government concurs.

Feds warn of cyber attack. Threats unconfirmed.

Robert Gates: Cyberterrorism is worst WMD out there.

Gingrich suggests we sacrifice free speech for security.

Elder Bush blames bloggers for 'ugly' political climate.

Abe kisses you, male or female, on your war-hating, abortion-loving, gay-friendly, peace, love and understanding faces. Thanks for standing up. Thank you - from the bottom of my heart. We won. And Rummy's dead.




Youth voter turnout highest in 20

Bush hell starts today.

World likes us again.

Our long national nightmare has just begun.

Abe needs you: VOTE! Keep this invaluable checklist nearby for all who vote or want to do so right.


1) Find out who to vote for. http://www.vote-smart.org or call toll-free Voter's Research Hotline (1-888-868-3762)

2) Get your polling place at 1-866-MY-VOTE-1.

3) Don't forget your ID.

4) Not on the list? Demand a provisional ballot.

5) Verify the paper record if voting by machine.

6) Need legal help? Call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. National Voter Assistance Hotline. Write down this number and take it with you to the polls. If you see or encounter any problems on Election Day cakk. Trained volunteers will be staffing this nonpartisan effort to provide voter assistance and protect voter rights.

7) Get friends, lovers, and co-workers to the polls.

8) Get strangers to the polls. Donate a few minutes to call on-the-fence voters. These reminders make a big difference






The Prisoners Dilemma

Abe talks election fraud - the prevention of and reaction to. Martial law. Freedom of the press. And how the NY Post both "flip-flops" and "cuts" while "running."



ELECTION PREPAREDNESS KIT.
National Voter Assistance Hotline. Write down this number (1-866-OUR VOTE) and take it with you to the polls. If you see or encounter any problems on Election Day, call 1-866-OUR VOTE. Trained volunteers will be staffing this nonpartisan effort to provide voter assistance and protect voter rights.

How to stop elections from being stolen.

Bush legalizes martial law.

Spying on anti-war groups.

Anna the snitch.

Anna the bomb-maker.

AP's detained photographer.
US leading surveilance societies.
NY Post endorses Hillary Clinton?! Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Abe talks to Cheney about no-brainers, what's okay to torture, what torture is okay and how the tension of waiting to kiss attractive Obama full on the mouth is the most "exquisite torture."

PLUS: TALL's new clothing line - silly slogan T's guaranteed to get big laughs down at the plant. Offered completely at cost to renew Abe's vow to never... EVER profit from his efforts.







America to penalize Iraq for resenting invaders.

Cheney likes Hillary - likes likes Obama.

Stealing the middterm elections.

Cheney: Waterboarding no-brainer.

Judge Orders release of Abu Ghraib prisoner's children rape videos.

Only 5% of detainees terror-related.
Soldier's surfing censored.

Abe talks about the new fall facism (spoiler: FABULOUS!) Waterboarding is not a crime. Kim Jong be illin' and Homeland Security's war against the Internet.



Wiktionary: disaffected.

Fox: Korea very sorry.

Korea: "We're going to F you up."

Internet is a terrorist training camp.

Bush: "non-allegiance = terr'r!"

God bless Amerika.

Abe records his first podcast since the loss of due process! Hold on - there's a knock at the door....

Here it is: the 9/11 episode. Now I've said my piece. Took a full 45 minutes. Don't have time to listen to the whole argument - skip to the meat of the matter at timecode 29:45!

Satisfy your own curiosity with the supporting links below and with Abe's custom "9/11 (mostly) truth" search engine which spiders only reasonably reliable 9/11 Truth sites.

Cut to the Chase or Risk Irrelevance: The Plain and Simple Truth of
9/11


Verifiable Media Facts on 9/11


FBI watches PETA, Catholics, Quakers


Alex Jones warns of 9/11 months early.

Operation Northwoods (Wikipedia)


Northwoods Declassified Document via George Washington University in DC


MIT Engineer Breaks Down WTC Controlled Demolition


Woman Waving from Plane Impact hole


WTC 7 Collapse - New Photos highlight bizarre collapse.


Air Defenses Stood Down On 911 After ATC Alerts Given

The June 1st "standdown order"


Reply to Popular Mechanics on 9/11


The 9/11 Commission Report: A 571-Page Lie


Sifting through Loose Change


Parade of 9/11 Truth errors and poison pills

Top Anomalies of 9/11

Abe talks Croc hunters, Snow's Job, 9/11 lies, threats and high school homework, and Anderson Cooper's second job.



Softening us up for torture. 24 at a time.

Snow points finger.

More troop deaths then 9/11 deaths.

What Bush didn't say.

ABC and Scholastic brainwash high schoolers on 9/11.

Anderson Cooper CIA mole.

Bush: conspiracy theorists terrorist recruiters.

I'm pleased to announce that I've just joined the Progressive Podcast Network - here's the promo I've created to celebrate just that.

Abe talks Evolution Debate, Church and State, a God of Hate, Super Secret Senator riding his tubes of power and Bush's newest fake reading list.



Seperation of church and state a lie.

Want to read like Bush? Sound out the words.

Shot the wrong Lincoln.

Secret Senator Stevens.

Evolution no longer funded.

You might be a terrorist.

Reading Feignbow.

Abe talks NSA ruling revolt, Voting Machine Rigging and the FTC free market shuffle.



O'Reilly wants Americans to die.
Vote rigging programmer testifies video.
FTC considers Net Neutrality.

Abe and Mary Todd Lincoln are pleased to bring you - episode 100. An almost hour long episode featuring the political jibber jabber of....


Benjamin Franklin
Samuel Huntington
Grover Cleveland
Henry David Thoreau
Woodie Guthrie
Edwin Booth


...hear what these great men have to say about America how to liberate it on 5 dollars a day.

Abe bats off Bush bashers so the elder statesman can speak his worldy mind. (Paid Disinformation and Propoganda 6)



Bush: critics back 'cut and run.'

Abe examines two accounts of what security means.



Bush says US safer - but could be more secure.
Pregnant wife's breasts...
The Stanford Prison Experiment

Abe tap dances while Homeland Security horse-whips the liberty out of him....



Visa, Mastercard or Homeland Security.
Videoblogger 'secured.'
IRS leafletter 'secured.'

Abe talks of terror (fake) and terror (real.) Terrorists hate our freedom: which is why the terrorists wrote the Patriot act.



Hoekstra hates Neutrality
Whistleblowers commission identifies Hoekstra as one of the 'bad ones.'
Hoekstra's fake WMDs
Hoekstra: journalists = Al Qaeda.
Gatorade and iPod bombs.

Abe briefs you on Tony Snow briefing the press. Lies and/or threats.



White house press briefing.

Abe watches Bush try to cover his A after a stint of water boarding and wang pointing.



Bush pushes for humiliation.
War Crimes and Bush.

Abe, Super Princess Peach and War profiteering.



House nixes anti-profiteering bill.
Truman VS. Profiteers
Halliburton profiteering.
Bechtel Profiteering.

Abe watches the Washington Post spin Specter's setback.



Bush on vacation.
Specter setback

Abe talks about cognitive dissonance, legalese and the Gitmo snow job.



Gonzalez: Gitmo indefinately.
...for US citizens.

Abe takes a trip down to ol' Mexico to keep an eye on their bunk election.



Election theft in Mexico?
The election that should' a could.


Like what you're hearing? Abe's counting down to episode 100 and needs your help to grow. Help get this message to the greatest number of ears and keep Abe on the air. Tell a friend. Blog about us. Digg us. Link us madly. This makes a huge difference.

Sen. "Tubes" Stevens tries to stab Net Neut in the back. Get 'em, boys.



Stevens seeks cloture on Net Neutrality.
Save the Internet

Abe learns of a treaty-breaking new germ warfare lab a brisk trade wind away from his home.



US Builds treaty-breaking germ production facility.
Wikipedia: 28 Days Later
Wikipedia: The Stand

Abe commends: spilling into the streets. Stand up on September 5th at camp Democracy.



Your taxes are war taxes.
Camp Democracy.
Declaration of Peace.

Abe is Arlen Specter's own worst critic. Enjoy the appearance of dissent.



Specter/Cheney compromise no such thing.

Abe sez: If you're stopped by a man with a badge: LIE. When the system is corrupt and the laws are unjust - an honorable man may be an outlaw.



Fascism checklist.
Canadian band banned.
Federal air marshall pads list.


BONUS:Unrelated/breathtaking infographic.

Abe speculates about the US and it's interest in continuous war. Cheney entertains the troops.



Cheney loves war.
US gives Isreal a week to kill...
and arms them.

Abe and Bush mourn every life lost in the Middle East with pinpoint spirituality nukes that pack over 100,000 mega-mourns.



Military casualties.
Civilian casualties.
Bush mourns every one.

Abe cautiously wonders if George Bush has gone soft on murder. Stem cell killing: an inside job?



Simply put: Bush hate murder.
Stem cell science.
Stem seen coming out of Rove's mouth.

Abe watches Bush make us look like fools at home and abroad....



Germany's Chancellor has a headache tonight, W.
The Ugly Truth: Our President is an Imbecile
Bush Personally Blocked DOJ Probe of Spy Program
Specter/Cheney bill no compromise.

Abe talks about the newest branding for the product which is getting the American taxpayer to finance human suffering: World War 3. New AND improved!


Is U.S. now in World War III, IV, or V? AVOT = PNAC? Compare this with this.

Abe watches Condi bully Bush bashers, Putin pounding President Pinhead and Rummy getting richer releasing false flag foul flu.


Rice calls criticism of Bush policy 'grotesque'
Putin zings Bush.
Rumsfeld's growing stake in Tamiflu
Flu 'Oddities'
Halliburton concentration camps.

Abe reads from the faux news: AP & Fox have a lovers spat and Big Pharm runs an ad on network news.


HIV Patients Get First Once-A-Day Pill
AP protests Fox after photographer ban

Abe touches on new lobbyist spending and the vague detractors of the 9/11 truth movement .



The 9/11 Faith Movement
Lobbying-money record broken

Abe sez: faux terror plots? FAUX SHO'!



NYC Tunnel Plot Just Online Chatter

About That al Qaeda Plot In LA

Pre-emptive damage control covers for another defense of American Secret Police

Abe is joined by Mary Todd Lincoln for a mega-fabulous, quadruple-length episode. We ring in our 75th episode by covering W's 60th birthday in the only language bullies understand: spanking.

The 60 spankings as a downloadable .txt file.




The spankings featured in the show are culled from the following amazing sources. Watch all closely for future developments as well as specific citations documenting each spanking's authenticity....

Failures of the Bush Administration

Charges and Evidence: Impeachment of George W. Bush

100 Facts and 1 Opinion: The Non-Arguable Case Against the Bush Administration

14 Points of Facism

George Bush's list of accomplishments in his first year in office from the book Stupid White Men

Scholars for 9/11 truth.

Abe reads from the papers. Paid disinformation and propoganda - Zarqawi's Wife & Bush's f*ckwell to the troops...



Bush and his boys.
Zarqawi’s wife (USA Today)
Zarqawi’s wife (AOL News)
Zarqawi’s wife (MSNBC)

Abe declares a national holiday: July 5th - Independence Day RETURNS. Not a particularly funny episode - only 1 Rickle out of 5 possible Rickles.

Abe talks with fat cat Ted Stevens about Nets Neut.



Ted Stevens on the Internets
Full audio of Steven's speech
Talk to Ted
How does the Internet work?

Abe tells tale of Nets Neut and steps next!



Ted Steven's Remarks
Wyden Blocks Telecoms.
Stevens suckles Tele-dong.

Abraham Lincoln says: Impeach the president - here's how!



Impeach for peace
Charges and evidence for impeachment.
Impeachment teach-in

Abraham reviews the half-ass supreme court ruling in the right direction and walks you through Bush's thought process...

Abe sez: keep our net neut!

This vote is critical. If your senator sits on the committee, he/she needs to hear from you today. Ask him/her to vote in committee to support the Snowe-Dorgan Net Neutrality amendment to the larger Telecom Act (S. 2686).

Here are the members of the committee who have not taken a strong position in favor of Internet freedom and for the Snowe-Dorgan Amendment.

Call them now:

Chairman Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
Phone: 202-224-3004

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)
Phone: 202 -224-2235

Sen. Mark Pryor (D-Ark.)
Phone: 202-224-2353

Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.)
Phone: 202-224-5274

Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.)
Phone: 202 224 3224

Sen. David Vitter (R-La.)
Phone: 202 224-4623

Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.)
Phone: 202-224-6253

Sen. Conrad Burns (R-Mont.)
Phone: 202-224-2644

Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.)
Phone: 202-224-6551

Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.)
Phone: 202-224-6244

Sen. John E. Sununu (R-N.H.)
Phone: 202-224-2841

Sen. Gordon Smith (R-Ore.)
Phone: 202-224-3753

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.)
Phone: 202 224-6121

Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas)
Phone: 202-224-5922

Sen. George Allen (R-Va.)
Phone: 202-224-4024

Sen. John D. Rockefeller (D-W.Va.)
Phone: 202-224-6472

Abe thinks that FOX NEWS should be spelled FAUX NEWS.



We don't make stuff up.
Fox's WMD lie.
Gay marriage not a big issue.
CIA leak lie.
Kyoto & Global Warming.
Last throes of insurgency.
Fabricating the news is not illegal.

Abe helps make sense of the mainstream media and the "liberal bias."

Abe remarks on Santorum & Fox News recently finding WTFs in Iraq.

Net Neutrality - today's the day. Abe lets you know what you can do now and tomorrow....



How do I find my guy?
How did your guy vote?
Telecom Act of 1996
AT&T rewrites rules.

Abe signs up for a 2, 4 and 8 year stint in Iraq - and then "re-ups" for all eternity.



No Permanent Bases: Passed Both Houses, Removed in Conference Committee

Abe parlays a one-time gaff into an ongoing segment: PAID DISINFORMATION AND PROPOGANDA.



Cheney speaks.

Abe reviews Al Gore documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" - WARNING: contains spoilers...

Abe is starting to think that Hillary Clinton might actually be somewhat calculating. Tell me I'm wrong, America....

Bush goes to Iraq on a mission of Shock and (Photo) Op.


Bush's Surprise Visit.

Honest Abe wouldn't lie to you about your rep selling out the Net for a line of blow - or would he?


Save the Internet
Senate Vote Tally
MoveOn.org's petition and mailing list

Abe rants darkly and without a trace of accent about the Guantanamo Bay suicides.


Suicide an "act of war."
Suicide detainee to be freed.

Abe talks with the actor playing Abu Musab Al Zarqawi about his role as a terrorist in his recently canceled reality show.

Abe reads all the news that's fit to aggregate.

Abe talk's about the stormy love affair between G. W. Bush and Venezuelan prez Hugo Chavez.

Abe gauges his own "rapturability." A high nine. Swish!

Abe reviews the new Rolling Stone article by Robert F. Kennedy JR. alleging a stolen 2004 presidential election.

Abe takes back the podcast and catches up on the week he missed....

Mary Todd celebrates 50 episodes of TALL with a what's-the-latest recap. Baby Georgie takes a crap right in her lap.

Mary Todd waxes very un-poetical about the pros and cons of having a woman as president

Mary Todd Lincoln would like to thank the Troops for giving her a day to sleep in and post this program late.

Mary Todd looks forward to the release of X-Men 3 today and hopes the movie will be a universal teaching for love and acceptance.

We Really Have Come A Long Way, Baby! The Great Guest Host, Mary Todd Lincoln, fills in for Abraham Lincoln while he is on a diplomacy mission overseas.

Abe on Global Warming: C'mon - what've you got to lose by throwing some information into the mix?

Abe Lincoln helps God set up an Evite for George Bush & Pat Robertson

Abe spins a globe and writes a lat/long down on his hand as he leaves the room....

Abe talks about the tactic of divide and conquer - and clears up the matter of gay bashing once and for all.

Abe and Laura Bush discuss their ideological kinship.

Abe spies on Bush spying on journalists....

Abraham works his rambling way around non-specific gripes aimed at no particular party.

On episode 38 Abe switches formats from political comedy to LOST fan fiction....

Abe brings you up to speed on the presidential voyeurism. Great Narus info and action items!

Abe compares Bush CIA appointee General Hayden to a sandwich fixin.

Abe wonders at the panoply of prostitues in politics - and this one goes out to the working girls....

Abe starts reorganizing the media by reliability. (Ed: Almost didn't make the quality cut as an episode. Proceed with mocking...)

Congress asks congress if congress would like some more money from corporations. Congress: Yes, PLEASE!

Abe Lincoln tips a stovepipe brim to Karl Rove

Abe tells you the latest on the Net Neutrality fight and imparts next steps.

Abe uses his 30th to talk about Bush's 750th.... affront to democracy

Abe delivers the latest news about our presidential national phone tapping problem.

Abe Lincoln says SAVE THE INTERNET!

Abe has a dream of WMDs in Iran.

Abe tells us what we'll need if we don't need the environment.

Wooden Nickel #2: "WEB PAGE"

Abe explains Net Neutrality.

A big "SHAKE UP" ™ at the White House....


McClellan press conference re: Cheney’s shooting accident
McClellan on Katrina
McClellan on Abramoff
MR. McCLELLAN: I’m sorry, who?”

INTRODUCING: A SEGMENT! The Lincoln Log WOODEN NICKEL! UPDATE: 3 out of 5 today, friends. Not a terrible episode but not one I'm that proud of. SIGH. Dailies....

Today, I’d like to address a single man: George W. Bush – so those of you who are not George W. Bush, at all – please unplug your modem for thirty seconds or so… Starting NOW.

This poor little guy doesn't even know what torture is!

You MUST pay your taxes!


Personal letters to the IRS
Why Pay Taxes


National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee
US Bases in Iraq, A costly legacy
Big Gain for Rich Seen in Tax Cuts for Investments

For resources and counseling on tax resistance for reasons of conscientious objection to military spending, contact the National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee at 1-800-269-7464 or check their website.

Perhaps you’ve heard of the Patriot act – so named because it’s constructed to identify and destroy Patriots. I’ll read a provision already in the Patriot Act – you guess if it’s a joke or not-joke.

Tom Delay, former majority leader, money launderer, tooth-licking fake Christian, getting his day in court, promises to remain politically active in the private sector. Isn't that a little like a cat-burgler planning his next heist in the back of a squad car?

This morning I’d like to add a new chapter to the Lincoln Lexicon: The Franklin Fist

America is currently a 2 party system. The two parties are called TELEVISION and THE INTERNET. The red states are so named because of the red you see when divisive TV talking heads rile you up into fighting your brother instead of concentrating on the actual problems and the blue states thusly named because of the despondence you feel when you learn the truth surfing the net....

So – I told you I’d get to the bottom of the Presidential eavesdropping scandal and I’m slowly starting to see a few tiny tines of light poking through the blockage. If it seems like it’s taking Honest Abe a long time to figure out the odds and botkins of this story – remember that I last walked the earth when the acme of tecnological advancement was the bellows....

It is with great sadness that must I hereby tender my presidential resignation. I’m not going to mince words here, I told you in September of 03 that “If There Is A Leak Out Of My Administration…The Person Will Be Taken Care Of.” It revealed today that I ordered that leak that endangered one of our troops up there in the CIA and so without admitting wrong doing, I’m just going to step down.” See? It took 2 seconds. No college words. IT’s easy. Now you do it.

It now appears that American democracy is defunct – it pains Honest Abe to say as much, but the important thing is going to have to be scrapped. Follow my presidential logic – we’re guaranteed representation with the taxes we pay. Corporation lobbyists spend about $10 billion per year to influence legislation and regulations… now remember congress only has to split this 535 ways. I don’t have to pull out my travel size hat-abacus to know that’s a buying heck of a lot of almost safe to use breast implants.....

The country needs good Republican values....

No president wants dicta-mouth. Dicta-mouth is to be avoided at all costs but President Bush looks like he wants it bad....

A president should be no stranger to criticism. He more than any other public figure should be scrutinized, debated, and be taken to task for his words and deeds. No position of power can be trusted to remain honest without oversite. Plain and simple. Doubly so once there’s a possibility that the power has been abused. If the Union is to remain healthy identifying lies and lambast fools loud and long. Our time is here too short: speak the truth.....

This one’s for the crony’s. I’m talking to president bush’s lawyers, appointed pals and paid legal advisors… This country depends on that man getting sound, honest legal advice delivered in simple understandable terms and if you don’t handle it just right a lot of innocent peole get hurt. Last November, President Bush said, We do not torture....

There’s an old washington DC addage, I picked up from my frequently drunken vice president Andrew Johnson. Listen to what people do and watch what they say. Pretty good, huh? I do not know if the transposition of the words listen and watch in the order which they appear should be attributed to his wry wit or his rye whiskey but I do not consider the sentiment cheapened regardless....

Well apparently for dinner tonight Abraham Lincon is having a big hot plate of kentucky crow. I’m still trying to piece together the facts – but I’m afraid that it does seem like fellow Republican President George Bush IS, in reality, spying on normal americans.

You’ve probably heard by now that actor Charlie Sheen has announced publically that he is joining the growing segment of the population who accused the US government of covering up the real events of September 11.

Abraham Lincoln here with some constructive praise for president Bush’s advisors and handlers. Reclassifying documents = book burning

I’d like to come to the defense of the man to whom America has unanimously saddled with the unfortunate moniker “Glock Cheney.”

I hope my Americans friends will excuse my frustration with the plutocrat media moguls who bilked the Bush Administration of 1.6 billion dollars starting in 2003! Flit you greedy blood-flies! Nothing makes me angrier then seeing the PR firms, advertising agencies, and media outlets blow into Washington and fleece a simple country mouse like George Bush.

A PRESIDENT SPYING ON AMERICAN CITIZENS?! NO! Oh myyyyyyy NO! That would make things easier, though- wouldn’t it?.. Hoo. No. I think I know what is legal for a president to do and I can certainly say that he can’t do that. I believe that you boys in the press corp have to check out your sources a little better....

When people say that Abraham Lincoln would rise from his grave if he saw the state of America today – it is both true and misleading. I didn’t rise out per se – I tunnelled.

When people say that Abraham Lincoln would rise from his grave if he saw the state of America today – it is both true and misleading. I didn’t rise out per se – I tunnelled.