March 24, 2008 06:45 AM PDT
Abe drinks deeply of the pleasures of moral turpitude and joins the firing squad sniping Hillary's "Sniper Fire."
Hillary's campaign-ending lie.British author barred entrance from us for 'moral turpitude.'
I'm in UR quagmire, stealing UR justifications 4 war.
CIA issued visas to 9/11 hijackers.Rachel Kramer Bussel hosts the NYC 'In The Flesh' erotic reading series mentioned in today's podcast. Spanking. Domination. Dandy. A big shout out to Rachel's likely google alert for all of these keywords.
March 17, 2008 07:04 AM PDT
Abe recaps the week in Bush...
Why Bush should stand trial for capital crimes.Bush casts his disgust for you into song...
Bush 'envies' the soldiers.
March 14, 2008 06:49 AM PDT
March 09, 2008 11:07 AM PDT
March 03, 2008 05:50 PM PST
February 28, 2008 06:32 AM PST
February 25, 2008 06:11 AM PST
Abe tells you the five rules for dating his teenage daughter...
John McCain - friend to natureJohn McCain - starts - and maintains - forest fires....
Whitehouse says wiretaps are BACK!
McCain breaks McCain's law...
February 22, 2008 06:49 AM PST
February 15, 2008 07:22 AM PST
February 11, 2008 08:39 AM PST
February 08, 2008 06:15 AM PST
Abe talks poll results - compares the cantidates, FISA, and Clinton's telecom money, Romney and Romulans, Lieberman and Superman.
Where does Clinton get her cash? Spying on Americans -Clinton says YES and Obama says NO.
Bush shuts down election oversite.
Obama's delegate lead.
Dipswitch Lieberman loses Superdelegate power.
February 05, 2008 06:10 AM PST
Abe needs YOU: to vote.
In blue ribbon episode #135 Abe talks about the candidates, their endorsements, their agendas and detractors. Quoting Ann Coulter in-show makes the podcast explicit (which doesn't go to waste) with plenty of Superman, Star Trek, Golden Compass and CIA gulfstream jet Cocaine references to round out the discourse...
Six tons of CIA cocaine.Ann Coulter will campaign for Hillary.
Super Tuesday - teh day we mourn the death of Superman.
Ron Paul
Barack Obama
January 31, 2008 06:19 AM PST
Abe greets the new year, lights up a cigar with Cheney and talks New Hampshire hi-jinx with Hillary...
The Chain of Custody your ballots merit...
December 17, 2007 05:48 AM PST
Abe looks down his nose at the New York Times, averts his gaze from the CIA, looks dubiously at the Bush White House and askance at Ron Paul. What a looker!
Children raped at Abu Ghraib - Pentagon has videos... STILLBush Spying on us before 9/11'
Abolish the CIA
Take action today: telecom spying immunity.
October 19, 2007 05:53 AM PDT
Abe jokes with Bush, and commiserates with Nader and Olver about canceling the 2008 election and replacing the "classic" voting booth with the "new" design: Blackwater soldiers of fortune. Also: Colbert for president.
September 07, 2007 06:12 AM PDT
Abe dedicates this podcast to Quebec's riot police - enforcers of a system damaging to the common good. Don't do your job, boys - do only what is right.
August 17, 2007 08:12 AM PDT
August 10, 2007 06:30 AM PDT
August 04, 2007 12:33 PM PDT
Abe tells you what to do when you hear about Gonzalez, BlogThroat, Bush's shoving congress to approve his illegal spying.... UNLESS THEY'RE CHICKEN and the illusion of Democrat dissent. The recommendation may surprise....
Blogsphere's Deepthroat emerges.
All About NSA's and AT&T's Big Brother Machine: the Narus 6400Bush ain't spying on Al. Qewaueaeda. Who else is there to spy on?
Bush pretends to strong-arm pretend-Congress for pretend security. God bless pretend.
Oh right! 2004! Yeah - so that was a stolen election too....
July 13, 2007 08:22 AM PDT
Abe spends a week traveling and gets to spend some quality time with an old girlfriend named TV news. The intervening years have not been kind....
June 29, 2007 07:24 AM PDT
Abe talks about, and to, Dick Cheney, about, and on, the iPhone and goes on, and on, about the problem with supporting AT&T.
...AKA the "iPhone episode"
Gizmodo: The AT&T/iPhone Moral Quandary
All About NSA's and AT&T's Big Brother Machine: the Narus 6400
AT&T IS the Anti-Net Neutrality movement.
AT&T let the government spy on your phone calls, emails, IMs, SMS and web surfing secretly and illegally.
...and AT&T wants to spy on you more for the NSA, RIAA & MPAA.
...and "If you don't want to get spied on and want to switch ISPs, guess what? Depending on where you live, you might not have any other options. And if AT&T snoops on all data passing through its network, most US Internet users will be affected, not just AT&T customers. It runs a significant amount of the backbone infrastructure of the Internet, leaving little traffic outside its grasp. "
While Cheney could have stopped 9/11
...instead of merely paying the NSF to say the inconsistent and unsupportable official story is true.
June 25, 2007 07:08 AM PDT
Abe and Mary conclude their discussion and Abe sputters out a sheepish admission....
June 15, 2007 10:53 AM PDT
Abe and Mary Todd have a free-form discussing what's going on in America today and how we should react to a government who has failed us. Part 1.
June 08, 2007 08:19 AM PDT
May 30, 2007 07:30 AM PDT
May 16, 2007 01:03 PM PDT
May 02, 2007 09:18 AM PDT
Abe urges you to attend a rally and rally around Pelosi for impeachment...
Attend a veto rally TODAY (5/2/07) and make some noise.
Call Nancy Pelosi's office right now. House Speaker Pelosi's office is taking calls voting for Impeachment of Bush/Cheney at 202-225-0100. Let's deluge the Speaker's office with demands for Impeachment of Bush AND Cheney. Congressman Kucinich ( [link to kucinich.us)] has recently
introduced legislation to impeach Dick Cheney
For toll free numbers to Congress: (800) 828-0498, (800) 459 - 1887, (800) 614 - 2803, (866) 340 - 9281, (866) 338 - 1015, (877) 851 - 6437
AND
Call your member of Congress TODAY to say "STAND UP TO BUSH'S VETO: Don't extend the war, end the war!" Call the Congressional Switchboard TODAY at (202) 224-3121. Ask for the office of your Representative or Senators. If your member of Congress is not available, ask to talk to the foreign policy advisor. If you can't speak to anyone on the phone, leave a voicemail.
April 25, 2007 07:58 AM PDT
April 16, 2007 06:28 AM PDT
February 12, 2007 06:24 AM PST
January 25, 2007 06:43 AM PST
Abe breaks the Liz Cheney + Hillary Clinton connection wide open. Wide like the disconnected jaws of a snake eating an adult golden retriever.
UPDATE: Liz has flip-flopped and is no longer the Dick Cheney daughter which is a lesbian - Mary Cheney is the lesbian. Current hole-in-my-theory count: 1.
Liz hearts Hill.
January 25, 2007 06:37 AM PST
Abe breaks the Liz Cheney + Hillary Clinton connection wide open. Wide like the disconnected jaws of a snake eating an adult golden retriever.
Liz hearts Hill.
January 24, 2007 06:26 AM PST
Abe states the Union in no uncertain terms.
Praise for Caesar Salad.
January 17, 2007 06:14 AM PST
NEW FORMAT!
Abe tells of future repercussions to Bush sending troops without funding.
We've got enough money for airfare.
January 06, 2007 07:32 AM PST
THE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION SHOW! Abe takes a wincing look back at 2007, helps America step up onto the scale intended for big rigs and helps ol' fatty make some resolutions for 2007.
Bush #1 villain of 2006 poll
US bars lab from testing electronic voting machines.
December 15, 2006 06:19 AM PST
December 08, 2006 06:28 AM PST
December 01, 2006 06:25 AM PST
November 09, 2006 06:06 AM PST
Abe kisses you, male or female, on your war-hating, abortion-loving, gay-friendly, peace, love and understanding faces. Thanks for standing up. Thank you - from the bottom of my heart. We won. And Rummy's dead.
Youth voter turnout highest in 20
Bush hell starts today.
World likes us again.
Our long national nightmare has just begun.
November 07, 2006 06:17 AM PST
Abe needs you: VOTE! Keep this invaluable checklist nearby for all who vote or want to do so right.
1)
Find out who to vote for. http://www.vote-smart.org or call toll-free Voter's Research Hotline (1-888-868-3762)
2) Get your polling place at 1-866-MY-VOTE-1.
3) Don't forget your ID.
4) Not on the list? Demand a provisional ballot.
5) Verify the paper record if voting by machine.
6) Need legal help? Call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. National Voter Assistance Hotline. Write down this number and take it with you to the polls. If you see or encounter any problems on Election Day cakk. Trained volunteers will be staffing this nonpartisan effort to provide voter assistance and protect voter rights.
7) Get friends, lovers, and co-workers to the polls.
8)
Get strangers to the polls. Donate a few minutes to call on-the-fence voters. These reminders make a big difference
The Prisoners Dilemma
November 03, 2006 06:19 AM PST
Abe talks election fraud - the prevention of and reaction to. Martial law. Freedom of the press. And how the NY Post both "flip-flops" and "cuts" while "running."
ELECTION PREPAREDNESS KIT.National Voter Assistance Hotline. Write down this number (1-866-OUR VOTE) and take it with you to the polls. If you see or encounter any problems on Election Day, call 1-866-OUR VOTE. Trained volunteers will be staffing this nonpartisan effort to provide voter assistance and protect voter rights.
How to stop elections from being stolen.
Bush legalizes martial law.
Spying on anti-war groups.
Anna the snitch.
Anna the bomb-maker.
AP's detained photographer.
US leading surveilance societies.
NY Post endorses Hillary Clinton?! Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
October 27, 2006 05:57 AM PDT
Abe talks to Cheney about no-brainers, what's okay to torture, what torture is okay and how the tension of waiting to kiss attractive Obama full on the mouth is the most "exquisite torture."
PLUS: TALL's new clothing line - silly slogan T's guaranteed to get big laughs down at the plant. Offered completely at cost to renew Abe's vow to never... EVER profit from his efforts.
America to penalize Iraq for resenting invaders.
Cheney likes Hillary - likes likes Obama.
Stealing the middterm elections.
Cheney: Waterboarding no-brainer.
Judge Orders release of Abu Ghraib prisoner's children rape videos.
Only 5% of detainees terror-related.
Soldier's surfing censored.
October 22, 2006 04:27 PM PDT
October 13, 2006 08:21 AM PDT
Abe records his first podcast since the loss of due process! Hold on - there's a knock at the door....
October 10, 2006 05:43 AM PDT
September 07, 2006 10:21 AM PDT
September 01, 2006 11:03 AM PDT
I'm pleased to announce that I've just joined
the Progressive Podcast Network - here's the promo I've created to celebrate just that.
August 31, 2006 09:15 AM PDT
August 24, 2006 06:14 AM PDT
August 18, 2006 08:34 AM PDT
Abe and Mary Todd Lincoln are pleased to bring you -
episode 100. An almost hour long episode featuring the political jibber jabber of....
Benjamin Franklin
Samuel Huntington
Grover Cleveland
Henry David Thoreau
Woodie Guthrie
Edwin Booth
...hear what these great men have to say about America how to liberate it on 5 dollars a day.
August 17, 2006 06:19 AM PDT
Abe bats off Bush bashers so the elder statesman can speak his worldy mind. (Paid Disinformation and Propoganda 6)
Bush: critics back 'cut and run.'
August 16, 2006 06:03 AM PDT
August 15, 2006 06:19 AM PDT
August 11, 2006 08:04 AM PDT
August 10, 2006 05:52 AM PDT
Abe briefs you on Tony Snow briefing the press. Lies and/or threats.
White house press briefing.
August 09, 2006 06:00 AM PDT
Abe watches Bush try to cover his A after a stint of water boarding and wang pointing.
Bush pushes for humiliation.
War Crimes and Bush.
August 07, 2006 07:47 AM PDT
August 04, 2006 08:16 AM PDT
Abe watches the Washington Post spin Specter's setback.
Bush on vacation.
Specter setback
August 03, 2006 08:41 AM PDT
Abe talks about cognitive dissonance, legalese and the Gitmo snow job.
Gonzalez: Gitmo indefinately.
...for US citizens.
August 02, 2006 12:04 PM PDT
Abe takes a trip down to ol' Mexico to keep an eye on their bunk election.
Election theft in Mexico?
The election that should'
a could.
Like what you're hearing? Abe's counting down to episode 100 and needs your help to grow. Help get this message to the greatest number of ears and keep Abe on the air. Tell a friend. Blog about us. Digg us. Link us madly. This makes a huge difference.
August 01, 2006 09:27 AM PDT
Sen. "Tubes" Stevens tries to stab Net Neut in the back. Get 'em, boys.
Stevens seeks cloture on Net Neutrality.
Save the Internet
July 31, 2006 07:53 AM PDT
July 28, 2006 08:42 AM PDT
Abe commends: spilling into the streets. Stand up on September 5th at camp Democracy.
Your taxes are war taxes.
Camp Democracy.
Declaration of Peace.
July 26, 2006 06:39 AM PDT
Abe is Arlen Specter's own worst critic. Enjoy the appearance of dissent.
Specter/Cheney compromise no such thing.
July 25, 2006 10:37 AM PDT
Abe sez: If you're stopped by a man with a badge: LIE. When the system is corrupt and the laws are unjust - an honorable man may be an outlaw.
Fascism checklist.
Canadian band banned.
Federal air marshall pads list.
BONUS:
Unrelated/breathtaking infographic.
July 24, 2006 08:55 AM PDT
Abe speculates about the US and it's interest in continuous war. Cheney entertains the troops.
Cheney loves war.
US gives Isreal a week to kill...
and arms them.
July 21, 2006 09:06 AM PDT
Abe and Bush mourn every life lost in the Middle East with pinpoint spirituality nukes that pack over 100,000 mega-mourns.
Military casualties.
Civilian casualties.
Bush mourns every one.
July 20, 2006 07:00 AM PDT
Abe cautiously wonders if George Bush has gone soft on murder. Stem cell killing: an inside job?
Simply put: Bush hate murder.
Stem cell science.
Stem seen coming out of Rove's mouth.
July 19, 2006 08:10 AM PDT
July 18, 2006 10:03 AM PDT
Abe talks about the newest branding for the product which is getting the American taxpayer to finance human suffering: World War 3. New AND improved!
Is U.S. now in World War III, IV, or V?
AVOT =
PNAC? Compare
this with
this.
July 17, 2006 10:13 AM PDT
July 13, 2006 07:58 AM PDT
Abe reads from the faux news: AP & Fox have a lovers spat and Big Pharm runs an ad on network news.
HIV Patients Get First Once-A-Day Pill
AP protests Fox after photographer ban
July 12, 2006 08:45 AM PDT
Abe touches on new lobbyist spending and the vague detractors of the 9/11 truth movement .
The 9/11 Faith Movement
Lobbying-money record broken
July 11, 2006 07:57 AM PDT
July 07, 2006 09:27 AM PDT

Abe is joined by Mary Todd Lincoln for a mega-fabulous, quadruple-length episode. We ring in our 75th episode by covering W's 60th birthday in the only language bullies understand: spanking.
The 60 spankings as a downloadable .txt file.

The spankings featured in the show are culled from the following amazing sources. Watch all closely for future developments as well as specific citations documenting each spanking's authenticity....
Failures of the Bush Administration
Charges and Evidence: Impeachment of George W. Bush
100 Facts and 1 Opinion: The Non-Arguable Case Against the Bush Administration
14 Points of Facism
George Bush's list of accomplishments in his first year in office from the book Stupid White Men
Scholars for 9/11 truth.
July 06, 2006 08:33 AM PDT
Abe reads from the papers. Paid disinformation and propoganda - Zarqawi's Wife & Bush's f*ckwell to the troops...
Bush and his boys.
Zarqawi’s wife (USA Today)
Zarqawi’s wife (AOL News)
Zarqawi’s wife (MSNBC)
July 05, 2006 06:38 AM PDT
Abe declares a national holiday: July 5th - Independence Day RETURNS. Not a particularly funny episode - only 1 Rickle out of 5 possible Rickles.
July 04, 2006 06:14 AM PDT
July 03, 2006 09:37 AM PDT
June 30, 2006 04:37 PM PDT
June 29, 2006 01:08 PM PDT
Abraham reviews the half-ass supreme court ruling in the right direction and walks you through Bush's thought process...
June 28, 2006 11:15 AM PDT
Abe sez: keep our net neut!
This vote is critical. If your senator sits on the committee, he/she needs to hear from you today. Ask him/her to vote in committee to support the Snowe-Dorgan Net Neutrality amendment to the larger Telecom Act (S. 2686).
Here are the members of the committee who have not taken a strong position in favor of Internet freedom and for the Snowe-Dorgan Amendment.
Call them now:
Chairman Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
Phone: 202-224-3004
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)
Phone: 202 -224-2235
Sen. Mark Pryor (D-Ark.)
Phone: 202-224-2353
Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.)
Phone: 202-224-5274
Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.)
Phone: 202 224 3224
Sen. David Vitter (R-La.)
Phone: 202 224-4623
Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.)
Phone: 202-224-6253
Sen. Conrad Burns (R-Mont.)
Phone: 202-224-2644
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.)
Phone: 202-224-6551
Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.)
Phone: 202-224-6244
Sen. John E. Sununu (R-N.H.)
Phone: 202-224-2841
Sen. Gordon Smith (R-Ore.)
Phone: 202-224-3753
Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.)
Phone: 202 224-6121
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas)
Phone: 202-224-5922
Sen. George Allen (R-Va.)
Phone: 202-224-4024
Sen. John D. Rockefeller (D-W.Va.)
Phone: 202-224-6472
June 27, 2006 02:45 PM PDT
June 26, 2006 09:22 AM PDT
Abe helps make sense of the mainstream media and the "liberal bias."
June 23, 2006 06:06 AM PDT
Abe remarks on Santorum & Fox News recently finding WTFs in Iraq.
June 22, 2006 06:01 AM PDT
Net Neutrality - today's the day. Abe lets you know what you can do now and tomorrow....
How do I find my guy?
How did your guy vote?
Telecom Act of 1996
AT&T rewrites rules.
June 21, 2006 06:03 AM PDT
Abe signs up for a 2, 4 and 8 year stint in Iraq - and then "re-ups" for all eternity.
No Permanent Bases: Passed Both Houses, Removed in Conference Committee
June 20, 2006 06:09 AM PDT
Abe parlays a one-time gaff into an ongoing segment: PAID DISINFORMATION AND PROPOGANDA.
Cheney speaks.
June 16, 2006 10:13 PM PDT
Abe reviews Al Gore documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" - WARNING: contains spoilers...
June 15, 2006 06:01 AM PDT
Abe is starting to think that Hillary Clinton might actually be somewhat calculating. Tell me I'm wrong, America....
June 14, 2006 06:02 AM PDT
Bush goes to Iraq on a mission of Shock and (Photo) Op.
Bush's Surprise Visit.
June 13, 2006 06:04 AM PDT
Honest Abe wouldn't lie to you about your rep selling out the Net for a line of blow - or would he?
Save the Internet
Senate Vote Tally
MoveOn.org's petition and mailing list
June 12, 2006 05:49 AM PDT
Abe rants darkly and without a trace of accent about the Guantanamo Bay suicides.
Suicide an "act of war."
Suicide detainee to be freed.
June 09, 2006 05:54 AM PDT
Abe talks with the actor playing Abu Musab Al Zarqawi about his role as a terrorist in his recently canceled reality show.
June 08, 2006 06:05 AM PDT
Abe reads all the news that's fit to aggregate.
June 07, 2006 05:46 AM PDT
Abe talk's about the stormy love affair between G. W. Bush and Venezuelan prez Hugo Chavez.